I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

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heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via nippled)

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

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bbcsherlockftw:

smiles-and-smirks:

mycroft-is-his-division:

captaintimber:

benedicia:

third-star-til-the-morning:

vampiricangel:

magentablimp:

strangersatthemall:

I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…

I laughed waaay too hard.

Oh my GOD

(Source: sherlover, via tssfimnotsadanymore)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via ill-paint-you-wings)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via ill-paint-you-wings)