p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 


Cashier:  That'll be $4.03
Me:  I only have $4...
Cashier:  That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:  ...........
Cashier:  ........
Me:  what are we?
"I miss how you wanted me."
-six word story, #18 (via bl-ossomed)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

cal1gulasaquarium:

do u ever just get emotional because you love your friend so much??? like theyre so important and amazing and they put the fucking stars in the sky and can do literally no wrong please never leave me

"Maybe it’s just about two people who know nothing but they’re willing to figure it all out together."

disenchantinqs:

everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it